Sep 3 | Posted by Trix @ 1:37 AM Category: Bingo Online
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If you play online Bingo, I think that you will relate to these funny poems, enjoy!
Dreaming of playing bingo,
I slept so calm last night.
Dreaming of friends online with whom
I have a chat and a laugh.
Dreaming of the chat games to,
And knowing that my dream is true.
I’ve got a big bingo addiction,
I am sure you can relate,
I stare at my computer,
Till it gets really late.
I beg and beg and plea and plea
Please please please let it be me.
My big bingo addiction just gets stronger,
So here I sit and play on longer.
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Goodbye my bingo pen
Poor poor little bingo pen
You’re treated very bad
Slammed down on my bingo book
And shaken when I’m mad
Cursed when I am 1tg
And thrown upon the table top
Kept inside my “lucky” bag
And in there you have to stop
But now you are not needed
As I play here online
You’ve gone all dry and dusty
And must be missing me?
I no longer need a dabber
Or dobber, pen or ink
Coz I have autodabber
Now that I play online
Sorry little bingo pen
But you are obselete
The way my numbers now make off
Are lovely, nice and neat
I love online bingo so much I won’t need you no more
So grab you’re stick and hanky
And I’ll show you the door!
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